Dont Fear The “SWEEPER” ! MY TRICK MY WAVE “GO HOME” !
DP SWEEPER ! Shot By GEF 81 colton gold cup 2nd Place
Fuck man I really hate it when after millions of Years Go by all these dip shits come up to me like ” hey Grampa Peters ” ? DAH>>>… AHHHHH……. I DAH… HEARD DAHHHH…. GOONEY GOOBER FROM BUM FUCK SHIT VILLE CAME UP WITH THE SWEEPER !!!! ???????
I Was Just starting to Take the Gold Cup Serious after My Drunkin Horror Show At Gold Cup #1 “OASIS” Skatepark where I Got 12th and if I would Had Takin that One serious i would Have Gotten at Least 10th or 11th and That In Retrospect ( And Believe me I Did Think about it Once or twice) would have been all i would have Needed to Have beat Eddie In the Over all at The end of 5 contest. anyhow back to the sweeper ! RIGHT,Lets See … Gotta Make Up 2 Tricks Per contest To make Up for My shit ! So back to my home Base “BiG O” Skatepark and I Go to The “Holiday Bowl” in the Back and Work on some Things in my Pocket from the “Freestyle Bowl” where a trick and Fucking many of em came From that freestyle Bowl Then they Go to The Holiday Bowl Just like A food Line Then the Fucker is Ready for Vert so Ya Take It to the Clover then the Keyhole Then To finalize This Fucking Trick And I Love it When all The Locals Are Like ” Whats This one Gonna Be Called” ? Well I Dont Say shit Till I Stamp it !when A Trick Was Stamped ? The “CAPSULE” ! Once you Nailed it In their it was yers ! I Think about the Trick name at Night if it isnt Instant ! This One I had to think about at Night, I had a few Names and I think They were Company related and I really felt like This Trick Swept! (In which it Really did in the very beggining)
I warmed up everyday in The freestyle Bowl ! Shit I even Played my first gig with the S.S.SHARX & Olsons Band Butchies Hoods in that Bowl My Base Player was Brent Lyles of S.D. RIP anyhow I would always think of “hey ” What the Fuck would Be Rad ! And I Thought ? How Bout Just Looking at The Radest Chick in The Front Row of The Audience ? And Point At Her with Yer Board exposeing yer Junk and Slam The Fucker in ! Collect The Check ! grab The Chick and Do The Same !
Theirs Dudes Now That Do Them So Fucking Knarley and Twisted up into Diferant veriations I suppose But I Just Dig Doing alot of My own Tricks.
I progressed the Fucking thing Pretty good … Welll Like “ZooLander” with His differant Posses ? HA ! nah .. Sometimes ya Gotta commit to This Fucker and Its a Great trick for Anger management cuz when ya Make the Death edge on a Big PitchOut ! Fuck Yeah ! I Feel Good ! James brown banoun Sound And Keep on gettin The Fuck down town ! A FUCKING “MASTER” Now ? well? Fuck Yeah ! Now You Young Pro’s Gotta A Place to Go for Life ! Fucking A we gotta Pioneer everything Even Old Age ? YUP ! Wouldnt Have it Any Other Way So Fuck all That Noise ! Bring it The Fuck on Juno’Air !!!! HAHAHA ! Whewwww !